Little Timmy and his father are in the bath.
Little Timmy points to his Dad's crotch and says "Daddy, what's that?"
His Dad replies "That's a badger Timmy and you have one too"
Timmy looks down at himself and back at his Dad and says "But Daddy, why is mine different to yours?"
"That's be cause mine's ewect son"
And here’s a pic of the multitalented Nira Ayu:
There is more to having a bath than just getting clean.