Asmirandah in Dalam Mihrab Cinta

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

Hell’s Bells.

The extremely lush Asmirandah has landed a job as a mathematics lecturer, aged just 20! Or at least that’s the role she’s got in the new film Dalam Mihrab Cinta.

Her classes are really popular of course - and it’s not only the kids who are queuing up to get into her classes. So are their dads!

 sexy Asmirandah 'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right', says sexy teacher Asmirandah to her naughty students (all 75 of them and their dads)…

sexy Asmirandah Oh no! Someone’s tied up the teacher!

Who would spend a night in Paris Hilton in Jakarta?

Hello darlings. So dissappointed [sic] to miss all my fans in Indonesia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo.

That was the tweet that crushed the hopes of the many Paris Hilton fans in Jakarta who hoped to get a glimpse of, or even possibly grope (This is Indonesia), the world famous pop tart at the planned opening of the Paris Hilton store in Grand Indonesia:

 Paris Hilton store in Grand Indonesia

And what a shame Paris hasn’t come to Jakarta! Because now we’ll never know who the American starlet would have gotten off with during her planned stay in the Big Durian!

But Paris is said to like women as much as men:

 Paris Hilton cium
Paris plays tonsil tennis with fellow celebrated vixon, Lindsay Lohan.

So I reckon I know who Paris would have wanted to bed in Jakarta.

But don’t worry, Julia – you’ll get your chance. There will be a next time okay!!! Hahaha!

Rachel Maryam gets the dreaded Dengue Fever!

Jakarta - There has been a significant increase in dengue activity throughout the Greater Jakarta area this year, with a particularly large number of cases reported in the Central Jakarta districts of Kemayoran (461 cases), Joharbaru (230 cases), and Senen (181 cases).

And one of the victims is the beautiful actress and model Rachel Maryam:

“Kemarin sampai Jakarta itu sudah terasa enggak enak badan, sudah dari hari Sabtu. Perasaan demam tinggi, radang tenggorokan,” kata Rachel di RS MMC, Jakarta, Rabu (22/9/2010).

Although rarely fatal, Dengue Fever is not a nice disease to get.

Its main symptoms are headache, fever, exhaustion, and severe muscle pain.

The best ways to avoid getting Dengue Fever are by covering up and not showing too much skin. And if you sit in your room by the window, make sure it’s closed. Otherwise the mosquitoes will get into the room and bite you!

Rachel Maryam
Mosquitoes like to bite sweet, tender skin – so make sure you cover up in the evening!

Pengantin Pantai Biru new movie!

Only a short while ago, the Justice and Human Rights Minister Patrialis Akbar said that western women should avoid going to the market in Indonesia “wearing only a bra”.

“Our country holds high moral values and wearing revealing clothes insults women’s dignity,” he said as quoted by


But what is appropriate for the foreign goose is not necessarily appropriate for the local gander as this buxom quintet of ladies in the new film Pengantin Pantai Biru show to devastating effect!

Pengantin Pantai Biru

Blueberry phone and Agnes Monica!

 Blueberry phone
Agnes Monica is the Blackberry brand ambassador for the mobile communications company TRI.

So imagine my surprise to see that she is also promoting the Blueberry Phone - a “shameless” Blackberry knock off from China!!!

Blueberry phone and Agnes Monica

But like everything in life you get what you pay for:

The mike does not work on my Blueberry phone ( I am able to hear persons however they are not able to hear me) also I am able to receive text messages however I am unable to send even though my message centre # is correct.

Makes you wonder why Agnes is promoting such rubbish, really! Silly girl!

Indonesia sexy blogger of the week: Jenny Cortez

Jenny Cortez has her own little space over at blogdetik, and she gets my “sexy blogger of the week” award for her salaciously entitled post - The Confessions of a Hooker (Pengakuan Seorang Pelacur)!

Jenny Cortez in Pengakuan Seorang Pelacur
Jenny Cortez a hooker? Well, just look at her, with that handbag on the chair. Is there anything she won’t do?


Well she’s not a hooker of course!

The post actually refers to the name of her latest film slated for release in November – the same month incidentally in which the final part of the blockbuster Harry Potter series will be released (The Deathly Hallows) but, hell, I know which film I’m gonna see first!

Can’t wait!!!!!

NB: As well as Jenny, Andi Soraya and Gita Prisilfia also star (sic) in the movie Pengakuan Seorang Pelacur. Here’s the film poster:

 Pengakuan Seorang Pelacur movie poster
Yes, and I love you too!

Are Risty Rustarto and Freddy Numberi an item?

Poor old Freddy Numberi. He’s in BIG, BIG trouble with his wife.

Kepada Rakyat Merdeka Online, Anni mengakui bahwa suaminya memiliki hubungan kasih dengan wanita lain yang berinisial RR.

"Ini benar. Memang dia pacar Bapak," katanya yang ketika dihubungi sedang dalam perjalanan menuju Yogyakarta untuk mengikuti kegiatan Solidaritas Istri Kabinet Indonesia Bersatu.

Informasi lain yang diperoleh mengatakan bahwa Anni Numberi telah melaporkan kasus perselingkuhan suaminya itu kepada Ani Yudhoyono.

Oh the humiliation!!! What must Ani Yudhoyono be thinking?!!!! And SBY?!!!

But who is RR?

Well Tribun Medan think they know:

Risty Rustarto!!!

 Risty Rustarto and Freddy Numberi
Don’t play with fire Freddy – you’ll only get burnt my friend!

Andi Soraya goes to jail!

Hands up Andi! You’re going to jail!

South Jakarta prosecutor’s office sent actress Andi Soraya to Pondok Bambu women prison in East Jakarta on Tuesday despite her protest, reported.

Andi will serve her three-month jail term after the Supreme Court recently found her guilty of assaulting the wife of a businessman three years ago.

“I was not involved in a drug crime, obscenity or murder. It was only a case which remains in a grey area. It’s strange that suddenly I am put behind the bars,” she said as she was moved from the prosecutor’s office to the prison.

State prosecutors took her from her home after she failed to heed the office’s summons three times. But she insisted that the prosecutors execute the Supreme Court’s verdict after Idul Fitri, saying she had to take care of her two children.

“It’s impossible for me not to comply with the law. I just think of my children,” she said.

Source: Jakarta Post